I just figured you were wondering how my bruise was coming along, so I didn’t want to leave you in the dark any longer about it’s status.
You don’t think about me and my injuries on an hourly basis?
Oh, okay. Fine. Whatever. But you’re going to get a progress report anyway.
As you may remember, this is how it looked a week ago:
Here’s what it looked like Saturday night:
And here’s what it looked like last night:
It just keeps getting uglier.
So there you go. You’re welcome. You no longer have to worry about me and my arm…it’s only scaring away little children everywhere.
Or, you know, you can just go back to whatever you were doing 35 seconds ago.