Tonight we went to a small restaurant that a friend of ours owns and noticed right away that there are three very pregnant women in the tiny tiny space. I’m standing by the counter reading the menu and up walks a woman who leans in to say to me: “You better watch out or you might get pregnant if you stay here, everyone in here is pregnant!”
I don’t even think I could fake my shock that out of everyone in there, I’m the one she says that to. If only she knew who she had just said that to! I couldn’t even muster up a laugh, I think I may have just stared at her.
Tim came up to me after and I told him what had happened and he asked how things like that always seem to happen to me. I wish I knew. If I did, I’d avoid them. After the shock wore off, I couldn’t stop laughing. I mean, really? REALLY? Ridiculous.