Wow. Feeling lonely on your blog? Want to increase your views? Apparently all you have to do is make a sex innuendo in your post title, and they’ll come flocking.
I feel like I should apologize to all the newcomers that came here for a little somethin’ somethin’ and all you got were baked goods and a reproductively-challenged married woman. Talk about a turn-off. Unless, of course, that’s your thing. If that’s the case, then welcome to heaven!
Some of the links that people came from to get here yesterday took what little innocence I had left. And that was just the link I was seeing! I hate to think what’s behind those clicks. I’m blushing just thinking about it.
I do however find it very humorous that I then chose to post a picture that included a positive pregnancy test and that’s what they came to. Ha!
In other less…ahem…exciting news, my doctor’s appointment on Monday went pretty well. I ended up meeting with the midwife I had during my last pregnancy because my doctor was out of town and she scheduled me for an advanced ultrasound in a couple of weeks to see if we can check things out at their height.
She’s concerned blood might not be flowing to my ovaries properly, causing the cysts to hang-on instead of dissolve like they should. I also brought up the fact that they’re always on my left — a sign my right ovary may not be functioning properly and becoming a bit lazy in its old age. Hopefully it will give us some answers as to why the cysts keeps lurking.
And now, since I can’t figure out where to go from here, how about a picture of the t-shirt I won? It rules.
I’ll take any chance I get to show my pride for my amazing home state, and the fact it’s cool is an added bonus. I’m going to rock it every chance that I get. Maybe even the luck it took to win it will spill over into the rest of my life.
(If you love Maine as much as I do or just want a cool shirt, check out the rest of Chris’ Maine-inspired gear over at http://www.beermemaine.com/.)
(No, he didn’t pay me to say that, but I figure the least I can do is point people in his direction since he sent me a t-shirt for free! Contest or no contest…that’s still awesome.)